There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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