i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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