That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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