dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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