you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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