Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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