Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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