does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's shark week go big or go home
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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