i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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