Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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