I will die if light touches me.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
This house was built for laser tag.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
third nipple confirmed
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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