? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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