the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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