yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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