i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
