Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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