They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize