He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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