Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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