we have officially mastered the walk of shame
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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