I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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