chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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