Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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