Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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