your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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