I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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