Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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