Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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