some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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