And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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