Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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