Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This is my gift to your gina
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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