"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
And then he peed in my hair
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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