This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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