Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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