we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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