No, you can still breathe under the balls.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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