I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
This house was built for laser tag.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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