New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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