Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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