There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
my liver is dry heaving
Drunk is a universal language darling
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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