apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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