I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he told me I talked like a deaf person
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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