Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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