How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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