Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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