I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
They have beer where we have blood.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I want a musical about memes.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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