I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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