Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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