Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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