on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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