There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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