I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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