i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My ATM looks so different sober.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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