I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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