You're so nebulous sometimes
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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