Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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